Cristina Monet, quite feasibly, in another world, could have been as big as Madonna.
Her wonderfully, dry style makes ‘Child Psychology’ by Black Box Recorder look amateurish by comparison.
Her contribution to the ZE Christmas Album is a wonderful tale of how, actually, Christmas isn’t always wonderful. It sits along such other gems as ‘Christmas Wrapping’ by the Waitresses (which idiot thought it would be a good idea to let the Spice Girls cover that song?) and ‘Christmas With Satan’ by James White…which I might post another time.
Cristina -‘Things Fall Apart.’ mp3
And, ok, it’s not Christmassy, but in another world it would have had the same impact as ‘Like A Virgin’:
Cristina -‘What’s a Girl To Do?’ mp3