Presenting…the B of the Bang

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Jellymaid music in Portsmouth have had some good stuff out during their couple of years in existence, most recently the Autons albums which I was raving about last month.

The latest release on the label is out on March 9th from The B of the Bang, a collective led by the gentleman above, a man only known as Wit. According to their myspace, he is also assisted by Maff, JD and Jackamuss. Imagine Broken Records invading the soul of Neil Hannon out of the Divine Comedy and driving the Duke Special out. The song is called ‘Alfred Light The Fires.’

To these ears it’s rather special, with a delightfully honky-tonk piano in the background.

Their myspace is one of those delightfully worded ones that makes you wonder if they’re checking you’re paying attention. To, uh, wit:

The B of the Bang is a collective of human beings led by a multi-instrumentalist known only as Wit.

The B of the Bang is a lo-fi, electronica-tinged, anti-folk cake with a gothic, grunge icing. Topped with de-tuned fuzz cherries.

The B of the Bang is, in some instances, Wit wending his way on his lonesome journeys as a melancholy troubador with a beat-up acoustic guitar and a special box-o-tricks that makes bleeps and fuzzy noises gurgling contentedly in the background.

The B of the Bang is, in other instances, a collection of musicians with a revolving line-up (and a few splendid regulars in the form of Jackamus, JD and Maff…) propping up the musical bar.

The B of the Bang use guitars, loops, mandolins, white noise, xylophones, accordions, banjos, feedback, shouting and percussion to conjur up melodies and maladies for the 21st century.

The B of the Bang exists in an age of copyists and bandwagon-jumpers. Brigands, blaggards and ne’er do wells. It’s sole purpose is to sound unlike anything else you’ve ever heard whilst sounding exactly like everything else you’d ever want to hear.

The B of the Bang is really just the sound of one man slowly losing his grip on reality.

The B of the Bang will cure gout.

And tennis elbow.

Thankyou.’

Better believe it…hear them here

I’ve done it!

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‘Well, it’s taken him a year, but you know what? Ed Seconds has finally completed his Festive Fifty playlists from 1976-2004.’

Thanks due to everyone who has helped me complete this mammoth task: Steve at Teenage Kicks, Adam at Fades In Slowly, Dirk at Sexy Loser, Max, Tressell, who sent me the files I needed last night which must have taken forever…Chris, Andy…anyone who i may have forgotten…I know JC at the Vinyl Villain has sent me things like Robert Wyatt doing Wind Of Change so thank you all.

Is this the end of Peel stuff on here? Is it heck! It’s only just beginning… : )

This is the last piece of the jigsaw…

Zion Train -‘Dance Of Life.’ mp3 (1995 Festive Fifty no.14)

Peel – more very hard to get hold of stuff!

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I have built up an ever more complete collection of Peel Festive Fifties, I have now completed 1990 thanks to two readers, david and Andy, who helped me track down Bastro. So tonight’s post from this very cold and snowy part of Scotland (not sufficiently hideous enough that we didn’t have to get the day off work though!) focuses firstly on 1990, a year when much of the stuff has proved difficult to get hold of. Thanks to everyone who has helped out with these over the years!

The Orb -‘Loving You.’ mp3 (1990 Festive Fifty no.10)

The Would-Be’s -‘I’m Hardly Ever Wrong.’ mp3 (1990 Festive Fifty no.12)

Lemonheads -‘Different Drum.’ mp3 (1990 Festive Fifty no.13)

Babes In Toyland -‘House.’ mp3 (1990 Festive Fifty no.38)

Bastro -‘Nothing Special.’ mp3 (1990 Festive Fifty no.45)

Now skipping forward a bit, to this deacde, for some reason many of the tracks featured by Mr. Peel have proved rather hard to get hold of. Thank God for the net and readers!

Burning Love Jumpsuit -‘Cheerleader.’ mp3 (2002 Festive Fifty no.41)

The Undertones -‘Thrill Me.’ mp3 (2003 Festive Fifty no.4)

The Undertones -‘Oh Please.’ mp3 (2003 Festive Fifty no.22)

these two tracks are takes, rather than remixes I would say, of tracks that in their original versions were massive pop hits. this was the john Peel show, and we got something a bit special (and impossible to get hold of!)

The Darkness Vs SFB -‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love.’ mp3 (2003 Festive Fifty no.20)

The KLF vs Extreme Noise Terror -‘3AM Eternal.’ mp3 (1992 Festive Fifty no.44)

As ever, if you want good Peel-related sites there are many out there, but Teenage Kicks, Sexy Loser and Fades in Slowly are three I check prettty regularly.

Now, if anyone can help with these I would be grateful, eternally:

Dreadzone -‘Maximum’
Zion Train -‘dance Of Life’
Dreadzone -‘Fight the Power’
Spare Snare -‘Bugs’
Stereolab -‘Pop Quiz’
Soolar Race-‘Not Here’
Dave Clarke -‘Red Three’
Orbital -‘Out Three Somewhere’
Soul Bossa -‘Sore Loser’
Forces & Stars -‘Fireworks’
Quickspace -‘Friend’
Sweeney -‘Why?’
Zion Train -‘Babylon’s Burning’

And yes, of course I have tried eMusic and iTunes, that’s why I’m asking!

x

Wrap Up Warm Folks…

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Popped out briefly this evening with Mrs.17 Seconds to catch Ex Lion Tamer at Cabaret Voltaire in Edinburgh. It’s about to snow here, but we had to go along and support him, and we were not disappointed.

Now, I know I’ve mentioned our second signing before, but please check him out if you haven’t already.

He deserves way more myspace friends than he currently has – and his songs sound like they were made to rip uo dancefloors to, or played stripped down to just voice and acoustic, a la Jose Gonzalez.

So the myspace is here

We will be releasing a single length version of ‘Neon Hearts’ in March, all being well (no, not the Kraftwerk song, that’s Neon Lights, yes?), and if you haven’t downlaoded this yet, what are you playing it?

Once again, 17SEC2:

Ex Lion Tamer -‘Life Support Machine.’ mp3

[Oh, completely unrelated, can anyone out there send me ‘Nothing Special’ by bastro on mp3? having difficulty tracking it down).

Ed